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TWO CENTS CURRENT ISSUE 2006 WEST SACRAMENTO CALIFORNIA

Click any icon. Let us know what you find.

A dude, The dude, and a kid

There is a dude we read who reads our thoughts and pens them right in their scattered place. And then there is the dude who kills us softly with his words (like the song, in a good way dude, it was a while back). Now there is the kid who steals our thoughts before we even finish thinking.

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
~Howard Aiken


It's easy to think that someone is stealing your ideas. They aren't. It's synchronized thinking. When we look at the Quigi board, it seems that Shirl's Grandma Bea tells us when to click the candle.

Here. You try it. Click any icon.

Click any icon. Let us know what you find.

Wednesday, April 30, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

Hidden Links and Fire Escapes

Are you reading this blog at work? Want to escape getting fired? Slake created Fire-Escape just for you. If you read Mandarin at work and want to quickly switch screens you can click the About Us on the top navigation bar.

But, that trick only works here. If we all use the same image this idea could work (minus the cookies, some of us work in bizarrely secure environments).

The image has potential. We may wait for the no-cookie version. Update: You can use it without cookies and escape to google.com

Do you read blogs at work? Do you have hidden links? Tips? Tricks? Will you be using Fire-Escape?

Tuesday, April 29, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

No Fuss Tricks

Clickable Thumbnail

Click this thumbnail to see the Orchid that has been blooming for two months.

Click the Thumbnail
If you want your visitors to see a larger image use a clickable thumbnail.

One very long line of code

The code we are using here is one line of code. But it is one very long line of code that will span multiple lines in your editing tool.

<A HREF="#" 
onClick="docWindow=
window.open('images/orchidbig.jpg','myWindow1',
'toolbar=no,width=410,height=310, 
left=10,top=10 directories=no,
status=yes,scrollbars=no,
resizable=no,
menubar=no');docWindow.focus();return false">
<img src="images/orchidthumb.jpg" 
width="150" height="112" 
border="0" 
align="left" hspace="10" 
alt="Click the thumbnail">
 

More about thumbnails? More copy-and-paste code is in the FAQ page. The copy-and-paste style tutorial Grouping Images is all about clickable thumbnails.

We snapped this picture in early January, which means this guy has been blooming for a least four months. Does anyone know how long an orchid blooms?


A Box Without a Border

Box: Using the Color #FEFEF3

How can I make a box without a border? That's a new question. Most folks want the dotted, dashed, or solid color border.


Copy and paste (or type) this code into your blog or Web page for a #FEFEF3 colored box.


  <div style="width:300px;text-align:left;
   padding:15px;background-color:#FEFEF3;">   
   YOUR TEXT GOES HERE    
   </div>

Your box will look like this.


YOUR TEXT GOES HERE

You may want to put the code all on one line. The Boxes and Borders page has even easier copy-and-paste boxes.

For more colors open the Color Chart.

Monday, April 28, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

Monday Reading and Thinking....

"...there is nothing more difficult to carry out, nor more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to handle, than to initiate a new order of things.

For the reformer has enemies in all those who profit by the old order,and only lukewarm defenders in all those who would profit by the new order, this lukewarmness arising partly from fear of their adversaries, who have the laws in their favor; and partly from the incredulity of mankind, who do not truly believe in anything new until they have had actual experience of it.

Thus it arises that in every opportunity for attacking the reformer, his opponents do so with the zeal of partisan, the others only defend him half-heartedly, so that between them he runs great danger.

It is necessary, however, in order to investigate thoroughly this question, to examine whether these innovators are independent, or whether they depend on others, that is to say, whether in order to carry out their designs they have to entreat or are able to compel.

In the first case they invariably succeed ill, and accomplish nothing; but when they can depend on their own strength...

they rarely fail... "



MACHIAVELLI
The Prince
1542

Playground Bullies

We went for the Tupperware but got distracted by this post.


What do you think? Been there, done that?

Sunday, April 27, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

A Sunday of Rest...

We cut a little piece of an image from your site and made this. This is it. Who are you? Click it.

Three days to prepare for being off work for six weeks.

Email

With an average of about 127 emails each day how many will be in the inbox when we return to work?

Zero.

It's a trick question.After 40mg our email quits working by design. Actually, it generates more emails warning that the inbox is full and the warnings are forwarded here to this PC where it starts filling up the inbox here.

Solution? The desktop kids wipe out Outlook and reinstall it. No more emails, problem solved.

To Do


Turn off email forwarding.


FROM THE ARCHIVES

Stupid Web Tricks

Filters: Flip Vertical
filter:flipv()

Flip an Image
image of Annie Peace image of Annie Peace flipped vertically

Peace, No Flip

Copy and paste (or type) this in your Blog or Web page.

<SPAN STYLE="width:150;height:150;">
<img 
src="http://www.mandarindesign.com/banner2.gif" 
width="150" height="150" 
alt="image of Annie Peace flipped vertically">
</SPAN>

Peace, with Vertical Flip

Copy and paste (or type) this in your Blog or Web page.

<SPAN STYLE="width:150;height:150;filter:flipv();">
<img 
src="http://www.mandarindesign.com/banner2.gif" 
width="150" height="150" 
alt="image of Annie Peace flipped vertically">
</SPAN>
The filter:flipv() can be applied to text or images.

Happy Friday! Is it still Friday?

At the Fifth Fret

We're going to pick up the guitar and write a windy song now. Did you know that with only 5 chords you can write a song a day? And you don't exactly have to be a rocket scientist to be a rocket scientist. You don't have to be a writer to write, a singer to sing, a dancer to dance, or a painter to paint. But, you do have to be a blogger to blog.

Dotted Box

A box to take with you....

YOUR TEXT GOES HERE


Copy and paste (or type) this inline CSS style code in your blog or Web page.

<div style="width:200px;text-align:left;
padding:10px;background-color:teal;
border:2px dotted black;font-size:11px;">

YOUR TEXT GOES HERE 

</div>

The box will look like this.

YOUR TEXT GOES HERE

Psst. The boxes we keep in here are even easier. All boxes are served copy-and-paste style.

Friday, April 25, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

Blogs we are reading...

Sandhill, FP. Where the quality and a certain languorous yet exstatic pleasure makes up for the relative infrequency of posts. Amen Liz mamamusings place. Interesting read. No wasted words. Gnome-girl: Silent but clickable. Fun  and funny.  Burning Bird... They actually read the Accessibility is Boring article. Thank you Circadian Shift. And it looks like they have some good stuff. Not many images so it loads fast. Icon was cut from Circadian site This is a placeholder image but link to angie is live. A very colorful place to visit. Humor, sharing, photos. This one has it all. We visit RoadSassy to read stories about traveling. They are country cruisers with Route 66 and more... And his mother called him No Sword who has a mighty pen and in the one-hit wonders prefers Confederacy of Dunces. Oh yea! SmudgedEyeliner, another new blog. Welcome to blogosphere. Armafair funny. Spiffy new digs. Check it out. MartieGras. Colorful and fun. Too slow to load from here but ok on high bandwidth. Why slow load? dwitchy changes skins and has nice graphics. She shares her seasonal crayons Lynn has a fun colorful blog with nice snapshots and a variety of colors Heather makes yellow ribbons and always shares her crayons Connie makes CSS Filters and Glow work. Artsy Geegaw: A good read. Short and snappy. It is very Green. Good green. Hometown green. Shamrock green. Cactus green. It is a good green place to visit Becky from Saskatchewan is an interesting writer with bite sized posts that are easy to read. She posts carefully selected poetry. Today it is Annabel Lee. struat - new to blogging. Welcome! 8 bit joy stick outofambit - a new read for us. Icon cut from the Ambit page. jim has the chiller font going on. The icon was cut from Jims Quiet Musings place. DavidMSC This icon does not look a lot like David but it is him. He says nice things like Howdy Mandarin Design Team!  LOVE your site -- it's an incredible resource for those of us with some basic skills, but not a lot of experience with fancy stuff! CynicalRantings - they are playing with colors right now Story::What happened to me and the new girl...or the girl who cried Webmaster In My Head life explained, a gentle site to read on a rainy day. Karina is a sweetie. Laurie, a lemon fresh site with nice graphics. Sandhill, FP. Where the quality and a certain languorous yet exstatic pleasure makes up for the relative infrequency of posts. Amen This is the other side of George...or something like that, just a darn good site. Cindy at loo whos yoo hoos - we like her style. She takes bits here and there and makes new creations. Fragments from Floyd, as in Floyd County. Fred has interesting writings, photos, art, and fun stuff. Asks good questions. A photojournalist. Susan at EasyBakeCoven. She posts melting pics and words of wisdom FallenSprits, LillyAnne Nancy makes images and juicy CSS templates. We thought she was already an icon. The Other Side:Ah, the other side. The other side of the lake, the other side of a door, the other side of the mountain, the other side of a certain age. The view is pretty nice over here!  Posts are short. Easy read, nice layout, peaceful site. Awesome photos. We like it a lot! j-mo survivor of Hurrican Lili, friend to all. She will visit you even if nobody else does. She comments too. Too sweet with a new site design that ...ya gotta see it. She is Ms Personality. Her blog is like going to disneyworld....all pixie dust and fairies, sunshine and rainbows. She does drop the F bomb here and there George Sessum, worth quoting. Updates are getting more frequent. Kanes Blues- too old to go down to the neighborhood bar to start a fistfight and too young to yell at the television Nice photography, Hawaii beauty and more...This icon is cut from a flower displayed on the Kane blog........ RageBoy: Entertaining writings and pics from a lunatic who  should have machine gun sound effects in the background. Still figuring this one out - no, will never figure this one out. Gary Turner - always new, always good, always fun. It is a  FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN place to visit. Gary is the idea man. Friskthecat.com who is Dan. We need some humor. Dan is funny, funny ha ha. A professional chef who resorts to TV dinners. Grillboy turned tough guy...has a new baby and we get to see pictures Regina: A blog from a new perspective. Green and purple Regina. Mind Dump, an active blog with interesting brief posts - j reminder to check out other school site Inner Balance in Hebrew or English. The Hebrew version is updated regularly while the English version is somewhat static. Short posts with good filtered links. Mandarin - about us page. Not a blog...a placeholder Paul Katcher.com - a view from Manhattans Upper West Side. Humor. And talk about SEX Dave. He wears the same clothes two days in a row so that his coworkers think he was up all night working...posts nearly every day. Short strong posts with the f word. He is like the king of the F bomb A Sunny Place for Shady people. Pithy, contrarian, politically incorrect and curmudgeonly rants on sex, money, power and politics and religion and philosophy. BluEyes, Colins site - new stuff daily and then some...we like Colins site a lot! Comics by Austrailian cartonist who did not say a word about our spelling here! DGS all over again. Smile. This is the best implementation of the large font setting that works for us. Just a bit too dim for these eyes but overall better than alistapart and others that fail us. Trent Adams: Guitar Tabs and more! Blu - it is a nice nickname. We like it. Theophany: A cool looking site that is really easy to read now that Trinity has strutted her stuff.  Theo is intense, interesting, and thought provoking or something like that.  Jim at Everything Burns. He thinks in numbers. Interesting reading, a unique perspective. He has new clothes. Angie - she wants a dishwasher that actually cleans the gawddamn dishes. Angie drops the F bomb a lot.  The new Zonkboard is awesome! mel, the other side of Daniel with a layout that changes with her moods. Posts are from an interesting perspective. Wild layouts Gary has a lot of interesting stuff. He can mix a couple of coats of CSS and HTML and make it look good.  An elaborate page worth reading. Anita Rowlands site. Updated frequently. Fast loading text with links to pictures. Can read this blog a slow bandwidth day. Worth reading every day. Carefully selected links The Dude. Very interesting writing style. The Hestia Chronicle Farrago - ah, very nice. A place where even the kitty cats get to blog.

We added the CSS filter filter:gray; to the DIV tag to make us all the same color.

Switch Back to Color

When we remove the filter:gray; from the DIV tag we return to color.

Getting to Know You...

A few more good blogs.

In progress...making icons. Who have we missed or lost?

Burningbird Update: Jonathan was able to raise over $500 in the first two days for Burningbird. Not sure how high it went, but I think we can all close our wallets now. Wow. Great job Jonathan!

Thursday, April 24, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

A DAMN RIN

Mandarin anagrams to A DAMN RIN.

We saw the Anagram Server at brykmantra.

Have you tried it? Interesting results?


"Twister-inspired" Work Stations

Fred is complaining about the "Twister-inspired" work stations today. He's fun and funny. Do we all have the Twister-inspired work stations or is it just us?

Sharing Crayons...

Farrago says "There's nothing quite like stealing someone else's good idea and making it work for you ". And so we will. Stay tuned. We want to do something like this with a different theme.

Wednesday, April 23, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

Time Magazine Template

TIME

RAISED BY CHAFFINCHES
It's Chuffin' Good

one of the surprise images
AWARD WINNING -
GUARDIAN BLOG OF THE DAY
.....

Time Magazine Template

You don't have to have an image to use the Time Magazine Template


Accessibility is Boring!

Simple Steps to Usability

Text Size If you specify a font size use at least 10px or 12px.

Images Avoid using images where text will work. Use text for navigation, images for decoration.

Navigation Can your grandmother easily navigate and read your site?

Toggles for Larger Text The concept is good, but can your grandfather find the toggle for large print?

Simple Writing Is your writing clean and simple?



The Fun Part: Color Blind Test

VisCheck.com lets you see your page as a color-blind person would. It's actually fun.

Want more? Read the feature article for April Accessibility is Boring!

Why are we pushing the article today?
To celebrate blue paint!

Blue Spray Paint

Accessibility in both the virtual world and the physical world can be easy to achieve. We have been lobbying for more handicapped placard blue parking spots and today the call came in.

                ~|_ 
                 (_)\_
They found the blue spray paint!
Tuesday, April 22, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

The Day Job

In the IT Trenches

Accessibility is Boring image for decoration onlyAccessibility is Boring image for decoration onlyAccessibility is Boring image for decoration only

It's showtime folks. In a little while from now we will badge into the building where we will start justifying our toolbox.

Again

A rogue who swims alone has no use for the standard desktop rollout. Sure we need to get all 178 emails that are in the inbox today, but most are deleted without even reading. Outlook is not essential. Word is not essential. Excel is not essential.

The Developer's PC has Visual Studio, FoxPro 3.0, FoxPro 5.0, Apache, ColdFusion, PHP, MySQL, and more. They (the kids who do desktops) don't have a clue what most of this software is used for. But, they are doing a Windows 2000 rollout now and want to include the Developer's PC.

backups?

The process is to wipe out the entire PC (no backups). We don't have CD burners (it's a government environment). We don't have .zip drives.

To rebuild a Development PC takes about two weeks, installing each piece of software and upgrades in sequence.

why replace Windows NT?

Consistency. They need every PC to look the same.

The desktop kids already removed software leaving empty boxes.

so you want my job, eh?

We have to build a business case, a justification, for each piece of software to the same folks who bring our new software and say "I have a gift for you". Gimme a break. It's not a gift. It's software. It's another tool for the toolbox and it is not a toy.

so you want my job, eh?

That's what a developer does here. Wastes time justifying each tool, relating every item to a specific project. Hmm, where can we fit Adobe in? We might have to pass on that one. Never had the time to learn it anyway. It would be a fun toy if we had that kind of spare time. We made a nice button for the last application using Adobe, but I don't think that will work.

And you wonder why we bother with Mandarin? Stress free fun. Sometimes we turn to Mandarin just so that we can say at the end of the day that we actually finished something. A post. One little post. In the day job it takes weeks, months, and sometimes years to finish a project.

At Mandarin we finish something every day. And that's a good thing.


SPAN Template

The SPAN tag can be used to change the style of one word in a sentence or an entire paragraph (for blocks of data you would use the DIV tag).

YOUR TEXT GOES HERE

Copy and paste (or type) this in your Blog or Web page.

<SPAN 
style="text-align:left;
text-indent: 0em;
line-height:12pt;
font-family: futura, helvetica, arial;
font-weight: normal;
font-size: 10pt;
color:black;
background-color:lime;
border-width:thin;
border-style:dotted;
border-color:black;
width: 250px;
padding:15px;">

YOUR TEXT GOES HERE 

</SPAN>

We put the code on separate lines for demonstration. For best results put the code all on one line. It will look like this.

YOUR TEXT GOES HERE
Monday, April 21, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

Padding

Padding is the white space that we add around text or images.

Padding in Tables

You asked for more about cellpadding. Since cellpadding and cellspacing are only used in tables we need to go lift a table from Susan.

Cellpadding

We find a table with
Cellpadding = 1 and Cellspacing = 1.

"Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky." ~Anais Nin

The code for the table looks like this.

<table width="140" 
border="1" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1">
<tr><td>
"Don't let one cloud 
obliterate the whole sky." 
~Anais Nin
</td></tr></table>
Let's change the Cellpadding.
Cellpadding = 20 and Cellspacing = 1

"Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky." ~Anais Nin

The cellpadding="20" put 20 pixels of padding around the text.

Cellpadding is the amount of padding within an individual cell while cellspacing is the padding between cells in a table.


American Goldfinch

Save as .JPG or .GIF format?

We saved the American Goldfinch Carduelis tristis image in both formats. The rule of thumb is to use .jpg for photographs (.jpg as in Joint Photography). This little guy that we snapped this morning looks good in both formats. Just different.

.JPG 10K

The finches are feeding this morning. We saved this picture in .jpg format. It's bigger than the .gif but that is not always true. The goldfinches will stay here in Sacramento until May. They come for thistle seed in the backyard feeders. There are about twenty little guys feeding this morning. They party and play-fight for space on the socks and feeders. Some days there are more than fifty in the bamboo.

.GIF 5K

We saved this picture in .gif format. It's smaller than the .jpg in this example. We like this look. So what in the heck kind of look is that on his face? He thinks he's an Eagle?


How to Float Images?

We are floating the images to the left here. How? We went to the copy-and-paste code for floating a boat in the FAQ page to copy and paste this code.

BEGIN YOUR TEXT HERE 

<span style="float:left;padding:15px;">
<img src="boat.gif">
</span>

AND PUT THE REST OF 
YOUR TEXT HERE 
If you are using a blogging
tool you may want to put the SPAN tag 
all on one line so that the tool doesn't 
insert a line break. 
Saturday, April 19, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

Becky is not "B-i-t-c-h-y"

We added Becky to the icon quilt. The name Becky makes us pay attention. We had a customer named Becky and the spell checker always wanted to change it.
Change Becky to bitchy?

Run the spell checker here. Good. This one knows that Becky is not bitchy.

Highlight Text

Want to highlight a piece of text?
Copy and paste this in your Blog or Web page.
<span style="background-color:yellow">
This is highlighted
</span>

Here's the result: This is highlighted

Stupid things the system says...

  • There is nothing to post. Duh
  • Illegal operation close or cancel arrest me
Friday, April 18, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

Pegleg poses for peanuts. His wind brushes me as he flies in or out. We've been friends for about four or five years now. I wonder how long a Scrub Jay lives?

Thursday, April 17, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

Blogs we are reading...

Sandhill, FP. Where the quality and a certain languorous yet exstatic pleasure makes up for the relative infrequency of posts. Amen Liz mamamusings place. Interesting read. No wasted words. Gnome-girl: Silent but clickable. Fun  and funny.  Burning Bird... They actually read the Accessibility is Boring article. Thank you Circadian Shift. And it looks like they have some good stuff. Not many images so it loads fast. Icon was cut from Circadian site This is a placeholder image but link to angie is live. A very colorful place to visit. Humor, sharing, photos. This one has it all. We visit RoadSassy to read stories about traveling. They are country cruisers with Route 66 and more... And his mother called him No Sword who has a mighty pen and in the one-hit wonders prefers Confederacy of Dunces. Oh yea! SmudgedEyeliner, another new blog. Welcome to blogosphere. Armafair funny . MartieGras. Colorful and fun. Too slow to load from here but ok on high bandwidth. Why slow load? dwitchy changes skins and has nice graphics. She shares her seasonal crayons Lynn has a fun colorful blog with nice snapshots and a variety of colors Heather makes yellow ribbons and always shares her crayons Connie makes CSS Filters and Glow work. Artsy Geegaw: A good read. Short and snappy. It is very Green. Good green. Hometown green. Shamrock green. Cactus green. It is a good green place to visit Becky from Saskatchewan is an interesting writer with bite sized posts that are easy to read. She posts carefully selected poetry. Today it is Annabel Lee. struat - new to blogging. Welcome! 8 bit joy stick outofambit - a new read for us. Icon cut from the Ambit page. jim has the chiller font going on. The icon was cut from Jims Quiet Musings place. DavidMSC This icon does not look a lot like David but it is him. He says nice things like Howdy Mandarin Design Team!  LOVE your site -- it's an incredible resource for those of us with some basic skills, but not a lot of experience with fancy stuff! CynicalRantings - they are playing with colors right now Story::What happened to me and the new girl...or the girl who cried Webmaster In My Head life explained, a gentle site to read on a rainy day. Karina is a sweetie. Laurie, a lemon fresh site with nice graphics. Sandhill, FP. Where the quality and a certain languorous yet exstatic pleasure makes up for the relative infrequency of posts. Amen This is the other side of George...or something like that, just a darn good site.