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Google and BloggerPro

The new Google Toolbar has a Blog This! button that lets Bloggers create a weblog post pointing to the page you are visiting.



How do I type Google in Color?

<b>
<span style="color:#0039b6">G</span>  
<span style="color:#c41200">o</span>  
<span style="color:#f3c518">o</span>  
<span style="color:#0039b6">g</span>  
<span style="color:#30172f">l</span>  
<span style="color:#c41200">e</span>  
</b>

String the code all on one line without the spaces to get this look.

Google
Monday, June 30, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

Lasik: I can see clearly now...

I want to go outside and take pictures of the beauty, but that doesn't make sense because most of you already know what it looks like. There are leaves on trees, and the neighbor's house has shiny clean windows that reflect green bushes.

So what is this new life? A Lasik touchup on Friday. Just last year they said it couldn't be done, the technology to work on thin corneas wouldn't be here in five years, not even in ten years.
"Not in five or ten years, kiddo. Just won't happen."
And yesterday Dr. Reed went for it with the new micron improved laser equipment. We wouldn't know if there was enough room for correction until he got in but as numbers 286, 289, 291, 292, were being called off he did the
"YES!"
Right-fist closed like he already hit the home run and I knew that we were within the range he needed.

Surgeries are on Friday, and on Saturday all the happy people assemble in the doctor's office for a checkup. Everyone is looking around with new eyes. Smiling. Closing one eye, looking around, then closing the other.

Vision is a wonderful thing. So, if I start typing really tiny it's because I forgot that some people can't see and accessibility is boring.

Ditched the wheelchair

The wheelchair is still in the trunk but it hasn't been out for weeks . Last week I was at work without a cane. This level of recovery was never expected. There were accidents along the way, but it was assumed that there was a degenerative disease process contributing to the level of injury. Heck, now Doc says he removed a spare part that was torn up but wasn't supposed to be in the knee anyway. What's left is a normal knee.

So who needs a spinal fusion anyway when there are two good legs to improve the gait? Maybe it can heal. It feels like it is healing. It feels like there is a God. Gee whiz, what if there is a God. Those look like God clouds from here.

Pool Party

Off to the pool...and you know I'll delete this personal post later. Wimp here. Said "God". Want to say I'm the happiest person in the world today! Oh yea. Off to sing with the birds now.
Sunday, June 29, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

EUROPEANGRAND PRIX
F1 Sunday

The Red Car is orange. The Web is not the only place where colors don't render well. The first thing we noticed at a live race was that the red car is actually orange.

Why? It's a camera cheat. The cameras pick it up as a vibrant red. The The Red Car is Orange is text floating over an image. The code is here.

The Red Car is Orange

This week Frank Paynter interviews Steve MacLaughlin who knows what a red car is. Just today I was thinking about the two people who answered "a red car" when asked
"What kind of car do you drive?"
I know what the answer means now, but didn't then. Thought they were avoiding the question.

Enough of that, this interview is a good read. All of it.

Rob, read this. Montoya was banned from driving on French roads.

Out and About in the Blogs...

The Rageboy wants everyone to download and use the Alexa Toolbar. You can benefit Entropy Gradient Reversals here or there.

Go for it. We did.

Alexa shows us a screenshot of the page.

And, if we scroll down we see what books people interested in Entropy Gradient Reversals bought.

Image display shows that People who are interested in this site also bought The Bible by American Bible Society

The first one listed is a good book - Bible by American Bible Society. But, when we visit again it lists different books. Wiki-wacky behavior.

Blogdom

"I'd rather not write about the rest of obstacles to face before obtaining blogdom"
Adam Kazwell

Hacking and Private Places

We see private places, journals not intended to be read but have a link to us. We politely backout. But, this week we are seeing the hacking class.
Yo hackers, don't forget to erase your tracks.
Click 'em. It's just one page of harmless hacking notes and a photo of the class.

Parents


We don't have a cat. We like to see pictures of cats.
We don't have a dog. We like to see pictures of dogs.
We don't have parents. We like to see pictures of parents.

But, hardly anyone posts pictures of their parents. FridayFishWrap did some time ago and we keep checking back day after day. No parents. Would you mind? Just one more picture of those smiling faces of your parents FridayFishWrap. Please.

Angie makes us laugh one day and cry the next, and Dave had an accident so we posted this badge



that we found at Jen's place.

post in progress...would someone join us in writing to Blogger. We don't want Blogger to correct our code. That's what we do. We code. If we don't like it we correct it. No coding police. Stop it Blogger, please...we just want to have fun! Fun. F-U-N
Thursday, June 26, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

Cheap Web Tricks

The Shadow Filter

The shadow filter looks a lot like the glow filter, and it's just as easy to code.

Here's the code if you want to copy and paste (or type ) it in your page.

What does this code say?

Extras that you don't need to know
  1. <TABLE> says we are using a table for our layout.
  2. COLOR="orange" says use the color orange for the shadow.
  3. <TR> and <TD> say that we are starting a new row and a new column.
  4. </TD> and </TR> say to end the table column and the row.
  5. The </TABLE> says end our table
Take a look at the Color Chart for named colors. Color names are recognized by browsers but not all colors are recognized by all browsers. The safe method is to use the hex code for cross-browser compatibility.
You won't see the Glow in Netscape, just the text.

Google Weblog

a decorative image Want to see what ads AdSense thinks are relevant to your page? Let Google Weblog tell you. Thanks for the fun link Paul.


Wednesday, June 25, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

Free Buttons On-the-fly

We had fun with the ButtonMaker and made two buttons to show off.


  

We couldn't fit our Blog Trashed by Mandarin slogan in the button but, we are still busy making buttons when we find the CSS Inline Buttons page. Stuff that makes you go - Wow! Why didn't we think of that?

CSS Inline Buttons

You only need text to make these buttons. Replace those week-old image buttons with text-only buttons.

CSS Inline Buttons
Tuesday, June 24, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

Boxes and Borders

Shirl has a green dotted box that looks great and we like dotted boxes.

Shirls box

Copy and paste this code to make Shirl's green box.

<div style="width:200px;text-align:left;
padding:10px;background-color:green;
border:2px dotted black;font-size:11px;">

Shirls box

</div> 


Tip:

The code will work if you put it all on one line. We put it on separate lines for demonstration. Either way usually works.

If it doesn't work on the first try make sure your blogging tool didn't insert stray line break <br> tags. You may not be able to see the line breaks.

Dotted Box: Use a 2px dotted border

BORDER:1PX
Speaking of boxes and borders, have you noticed that a dotted box may render as a dashed box?

Shirl made sure that we see the dotted border by making it a 2 pixel border.

BORDER:1PX DOTTED
Box with a 1 pixel border.


BORDER:2PX DOTTED
Box with a 2 pixel border


BORDER:5PX DOTTED
Box with a 5 pixel border

HighlightedText

You can change the background color behind a word or a phrase in a sentence using the SPAN tag.

You can highlight part of a sentence.

Copy and paste (or type) this in your Blog or Web page.

You can 
<SPAN style="background-color:yellow"> highlight 
</SPAN> part of a sentence.  

It will look like this.

You can highlight part of a sentence.


More CSS SPAN Highlighting

You can use any color with the SPAN tag.


A pink highlight.



A red highlight.



A blue highlight.



A lawngreen highlight.



A silver highlight.



An orange highlight.

For more color selections check out the Color Chart.

Monday, June 23, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

Powered by Blogger?

The Good, the Glitches, and the Gotchas

Good
  1. The template update no longer spills off the right side of our screen.
  2. We modified our template and it worked.
  3. It's easy now to go back to a specific date to modify a post.
  4. Offers to fix code.
Glitches

For each post we see this Publish error.


Solution: Click details

You will see this.


Click on Republish Latest. It works everytime.

Improving Blogger

Let's take a constructive approach.

We can document the good, the glitches, and the gotchas in the new Blogger and provide constructive feedback so that it can be improved.

We're off to research the available help and the pertinent email addresses. In the meantime, leave your comments. We know that at least one person likes the upgrade.

Gotchas
Illegal Post: The Coding Police

The new improved Blogger has decided that the code we were attempting to post here for you, the same code we have posted before, is now "illegal".

Just in case you were wondering, there is no such thing as illegal code.

The new Blogger tool attempts to edit and fix code. It's not good at it. Most tools aren't. Good code requires good programmers.

Ouch!

Sunday, June 22, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

The Lycos Top 50

We like this section of the Lycos Top 50 today. Look right between Jennifer Lopez and Mortgage Rates (which are below 5% today!).

It's somebody's job to make up the comments. Happy Sunday.

Fun with BloggerPro

Help. We're using it and can't stop abusing it. In all fairness, the nice people like Gary Turner have embraced the new Blogger. Ouch, it bites back. Nice Blogger.

Want to say
Fun with BloggerPro
in color?

Copy and paste (or type) this in your Blog.

 
<h4> 
Fun with 
<span style="color:navy;">
Blogger
</span>
<span style="color:#ff6600">Pro</span>
</h4> 

Put the code on one line. It will look like this.

Fun with BloggerPro

Maybe.


Solid Box

A box to take with you....


YOUR TEXT GOES HERE


Copy and paste (or type) this inline CSS style code in your blog or Web page.

<div style="width:200px;text-align:center;
padding:10px;background-color:red;
border:1px solid black;font-size:11px;">

YOUR TEXT GOES HERE 

</div>

Put the code on one line. The box will look like this.

YOUR TEXT GOES HERE

Borders and Boxes

The boxes and borders here are easy to copy and paste.


Saturday, June 21, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

Inside the New Improved Blogger Pro

Dear Blogger, 

The new BloggerPro is not working 
properly.  


Love, 
Mandarin 

Have you been migrated?



You will know when they migrate you.
It looks completely different.
We can't see the images in posts past.

Ouch!


Can't go back and make corrections to the Quigi board.
The delete option is gone? Then it is back again.

Ouch!


We can't see if the image posted from here in Blogger.

Now it's clicking like a time bomb with little arrows going round and round.

Ouch!


Hey, the delete option is on the screen now.

This isn' t funny.


Quit laughing.
Stop it.

Images

http://www.mandarindesign.com/images/v21.gif
In the new Blogger you can only see image if the full http:// request is posted.

Ouch!

You don't want to refer to all of your images with the full path name. If the image is hosted at your place only put in the images/imagename.gif. Why?

If you include the full http:// the browser goes off to look for the site http://www.mandarindesign.com and then finds the directory images, and then finally finds your image. It will repeat the full request for each http:// that you include.

The only time you need to include the http:// is when you are linking to an image at someone else's place. Blogger includes the full path name so you will need to correct it if you use the Upload File option.

The new BloggerPro is painful. The beauty in Blogger was simplicity.


The new blogger is trashing our site.
Friday, June 20, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

D.A.S.I.E.: Designers Against Stagnate Internet Explorer

We'll let The Kid and Bryan Bell tell you all about it.

DASIE UPDATE

Designers Against Stagnate Internet Explorer (DASIE).

Let the IE badge campaign begin. If you want to express your dissatisfaction with the the lack of development and innovation in Microsoft Internet Explorer join us in posting the new DASie badge. Bryan Bell, creator of the original button, made this fancy new DASie badge today.


Wednesday, June 18, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

Birds and Borders

The Barn Swallows are attacking. It's dusk and the wind is blowing but can we open the doors? No. This is one of five barn swallows in attack mode right now. They were cute the first year.

Now that we've spent the bandwidth to load the barn swallow picture let's reuse it. It doesn't cost anything to recycle the image, it's already loaded into cache.

Quick Image Border


this image needs a border

This picture needs a border.

Outset Border

To put a border around a picture we add three items to the standard IMG tag.

<IMG SRC="myimage.jpg" 
STYLE="
border-style:outset;
border-color:black;
border-width:2px">



Orange Border

OUTSET BORDER: Orange 2 pixel

Copy and paste (or type) this in your Blog or Web page.

<img src="/images/barnswallow.jpg" 
width="110" height="115" 
style="border-style:outset;
border-color:orange;border-width:2px;">

Put the code on one line. Your image border will look like this.



Black Border

OUTSET BORDER: Black 2 pixel

Copy and paste (or type) this in your Blog or Web page.

<img src="/images/barnswallow.jpg" 
width="110" height="115" 
style="border-style:outset;
border-color:black;border-width:2px;">

Put the code on one line. Your image border will look like this.



Green Border

OUTSET BORDER: GREEN 12 pixel

Copy and paste (or type) this in your Blog or Web page.

<img src="/images/barnswallow.jpg" 
width="110" height="115" 
style="border-style:outset;
border-color:firebrick;border-width:12px;">

Put the code on one line. Your image border will look like this.

Royalty-Free photos

Free image from istockphoto iStockphoto has a collection of royalty-free photos and multimedia files created and contributed by its members. Thousands, maybe millions of photographs including backgrounds, abstract art, faces, and more.


Top 100: One-at-a-time

We found this guy who created the original inviting orange button. We think he should be famous. His name is Bryan Bell. Pass it on.


But, does it work in all browsers?

Float Image Left
Visit http://personal.inet.fi/koti/jarkko.vehniainen/OzzyKell.htm for caricatures

We're in Netscape
Rayne noticed that the SPAN with the FLOAT doesn't always work as intended in Netscape.

Netscape doesn't calculate the extra space and we end up with a spill on some blogs. We tried using another method from the FAQ page.

<img src="images/ozy.gif" width="150" height="158" 
align="left" hspace="15">
It spilled in Netscape too. Both work in Internet Explorer.

Any suggestions for (or from) the Netscape folks? There are four methods in the FAQ page. Does one work well in Netscape?

Tuesday, June 17, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

Float Image Left

Visit http://personal.inet.fi/koti/jarkko.vehniainen/OzzyKell.htm for caricatures SPAN with PADDING

The code to float an image to the left of your text is short and simple.

We use the SPAN tag with PADDING:15px;.


Copy and paste (or type) this in your Blog or Web page.

<span style="float:left;padding:15px;">
<img src="images/ozy.gif" width="150" height="158">
</span>
THE TEXT YOU TYPE HERE 
WILL ALIGN TO THE RIGHT
OF THE IMAGE

Replace the image name images/ozy.gif with the name of your image and you are ready to rock n' roll. It will look like this.

THE TEXT YOU TYPE HERE WILL ALIGN TO THE RIGHT OF THE IMAGE








Thanks Illana for the link to the caricatures.


FAQ:Float Image Left



Sunday, June 15, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

The Top 100 List

Why? Why not.

There are a lot of "Top Blog" lists. Some are contrived and easy to trick if one is so inclined while others like Technorati rate blogs not on content but by the number of links that point to the blog.

What do these blogs have in common besides the number of links in? Are some "link farms"? Do you link and visit any of these blogs or do you link to some but rarely visit?

We are off to visit each blog, one at a time.

"
1. BlogShares - Fantasy Blog Share Market 3999 blogs 5540 links ( )
2. SlashDot.Org 3063 blogs 4876 links ( )
3. Fairvue Central 2033 blogs 3653 links ( )
4. Boing Boing Blog 1805 blogs 2507 links ( )
5. Instapundit.com 1749 blogs 2460 links ( )
6. Blogwise 1570 blogs 1601 links ( )
7. The Friday Five 1562 blogs 1930 links ( )
8. Maystar 1558 blogs 4219 links ( )
9. MetaFilter 1467 blogs 2167 links ( )
10. fark 1456 blogs 1525 links ( )
11. Where is Raed ? 1357 blogs 1572 links ( )
12. Scripting News 1299 blogs 2003 links ( )
13. The Register 1286 blogs 2084 links ( )
14. BlogSkins.com News 1257 blogs 1532 links ( )
15. DrudgeReport 1245 blogs 1368 links ( )
16. Daily Dish 1188 blogs 1498 links ( )
17. Penny - Arcade 1160 blogs 1260 links ( )
18. Opinion Journal 1060 blogs 1840 links ( )
19. Technorati: Web Services for bloggers 1014 blogs 1320 links ( )
20. balmasque 1001 blogs 1009 links ( )
21. Blogdex 966 blogs 1218 links ( )
22. Daypop 959 blogs 1325 links ( )
23. WIL WHEATON DOT NET: Where is my mind? 923 blogs 1139 links ( )
24. Talking Points Memo 918 blogs 1160 links ( )
25. Dave's Blog 909 blogs 945 links ( )
26. this modern world 893 blogs 1052 links ( )
27. Blogrolling News 892 blogs 987 links ( )
28. Little Green Footballs 887 blogs 1285 links ( )
29. dive into mark 875 blogs 1390 links ( )
30. kottke.org 841 blogs 975 links ( )
31. The Doc Searls Weblog 836 blogs 1361 links ( )
32. Editor: Myself (Persian) 833 blogs 1713 links ( )
33. Clarence Blogs 817 blogs 6561 links ( )
34. kuro5hin.org 797 blogs 1407 links ( )
35. The Bleat 794 blogs 1006 links ( )
36. Megatokyo 791 blogs 836 links ( )
37. USS clueless 779 blogs 1094 links ( )
38. The Daily Report 772 blogs 979 links ( )
39. Eschaton 769 blogs 1033 links ( )
40. The Smoking Gun 766 blogs 917 links ( )
41. BlogEasy 760 blogs 1526 links ( )
42. Informação e Inutilidade 751 blogs 989 links ( )
43. Popdex : the website popularity index 669 blogs 1035 links ( )
44. Muito Para Contar 620 blogs 1005 links ( )
45. Memepool 608 blogs 654 links ( )
46. Dan Gillmor's eJournal 608 blogs 1088 links ( )
47. Lawrence Lessig 602 blogs 811 links ( )
48. CLARENCE - Società delle Menti 598 blogs 605 links ( )
49. O'Reilly Network 594 blogs 1058 links ( )
50. Daily Kos 593 blogs 961 links ( )
51. The Volokh Conspiracy 591 blogs 786 links ( )
52. CLARENCE - To Be Or Net To Be 590 blogs 1183 links ( )
53. CLARENCE - Quarantadue 584 blogs 2335 links ( )
54. CLARENCE - Cinema 584 blogs 585 links ( )
55. A Small Victory 573 blogs 762 links ( )
56. bryanbell.com 562 blogs 605 links ( )
57. C:\PIRILLO.EXE 550 blogs 698 links ( )
58. Joel on Software 536 blogs 726 links ( )
59. something awful 529 blogs 602 links ( )
60. Textism 523 blogs 621 links ( )
61. The Lair of the Crab of Eternal Wisdom 496 blogs 584 links ( )
62. art 489 blogs 687 links ( )
63. Jon's Radio 470 blogs 1057 links ( )
64. evhead 465 blogs 513 links ( )
65. SpreenBlog 458 blogs 795 links ( )
66. A List Apart 457 blogs 541 links ( )
67. DJ Don 453 blogs 707 links ( )
68. Joi Ito's Web 448 blogs 798 links ( )
69. indy media 446 blogs 495 links ( )
70. No one cares, so why I do have to ?! 442 blogs 878 links ( )
71. The Truth Laid Bear 439 blogs 588 links ( )
72. rebecca's pocket 438 blogs 491 links ( )
73. Weblogs At Harvard Law 435 blogs 732 links ( )
74. The Agonist 432 blogs 677 links ( )
75. Samizdata.net 432 blogs 557 links ( )
76. Bush ASESINO 432 blogs 471 links ( )
77. Gratuitous Sax and Senseless Violins 429 blogs 820 links ( )
78. The Morning News - Headlines 429 blogs 524 links ( )
79. Neil Gaiman's Journal 428 blogs 450 links ( )
80. VodkaPundit 420 blogs 460 links ( )
81. Gibson Blog 419 blogs 585 links ( )
82. little. yellow. different. 419 blogs 445 links ( )
83. Joho the Blog 418 blogs 645 links ( )
84. The Scobleizer Weblog 414 blogs 923 links ( )
85. Right Wing News 412 blogs 500 links ( )
86. ScrappleFace 412 blogs 489 links ( )
87. Rachel Lucas 412 blogs 498 links ( )
88. B3TA 409 blogs 466 links ( )
89. Counterpunch 408 blogs 569 links ( )
90. BlogChalking.com - Shibby! 407 blogs 421 links ( )
91. megnut 406 blogs 460 links ( )
92. OxBlog 402 blogs 560 links ( )
93. Blogsnob 402 blogs 413 links ( )
94. Asymmetrical Information 398 blogs 497 links ( )
95. niosimio 387 blogs 845 links ( )
96. Globe of Blogs 387 blogs 395 links ( )
97. The Mirror Project 377 blogs 656 links ( )
98. Semi-Daily Journal 376 blogs 491 links ( )
99. Tim Blair 375 blogs 426 links ( )
100. TalkLeft: The Politics of Crime 374 blogs 521 links ( ) "
~ Top 100 from Technorati

Tomorrow they will each have 1 more link.

Colors

We used the Adobe eyedropper tool to sample colors from a painting. A mindless thing to do on a Sunday.

#38A8BE
#E44726
#123F45
#228D6F
#BC2B26
#F28131
#4E3435
#1167A0
#DF6711
#67724A

Fun with colors

YOUR TEXT GOES HERE

Copy and paste (or type) this in your Blog or Web page.

<div style="background-color:#67724A;"> 
YOUR TEXT GOES HERE 
</div>

It will look like this.

YOUR TEXT GOES HERE

Qoöl Listen to Elvis while you read

Grab a Surprise Image

Free Surprise Images
We store small images that you can link to or right-click and copy. You don't need an image host to put these images in your Blog or Web page.

Insert the Surprise Image


Copy and paste (or type) this in your Blog or Web page.

It will look like this.

You can change the number 19 to any number between 1 and 50. Easy copy-and-paste code is in the FAQ page and the Gallery page.

Reusing the Image is Free

The images are now loaded in cache. We can reuse the same image without any bandwidth cost.

Copy-and-paste finger dance


1. Highlight the text (hold the left mouse button down and move it over the text to highlight it).
2. Right-click and select copy.
3. Right-click and select paste.
Saturday, June 14, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

And you only need text to make it...

YOUR TEXT GOES HERE
YOUR TEXT GOES HERE

This is made with a table and text. There are no graphics, just filters applied to the table code.

FLIPV()

The filter:flipv() can be applied to text or images.

FLIPV() Code


YOUR TEXT GOES HERE
YOUR TEXT GOES HERE

Copy and paste (or type) this in your Blog or Web page.

Remove any line breaks. It will look like this.

YOUR TEXT GOES HERE
YOUR TEXT GOES HERE




The FLIPV() code for flipping images is in the FAQ page.

Friday, June 13, 2003     Permalink   EMAIL  

He left the source code...

When a project is finished the polite thing to do is to leave the documentation (a copy, they will lose it) and the source code, unless it is proprietary code.

the day job

Todd Bakke, our consultant for customizing OpenView, was marketing his application but he left the source code just in case we needed it.

the day job

They wrote today to say that Todd passed away. A thirty-something single guy with a cute bottom. Yea, we did a butt-check one day and it was definitely cute. I'll write to his mother and say everything that is true. We are all devastated.


He was a good friend.
He loved his video games.
He loved the children on his street.
...

He left the source code.

Goodbye good buddy. Wish we had known.


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